Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Boobs speak an international language.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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