I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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