i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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