i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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