Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
