Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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