Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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