This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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