If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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