I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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