Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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