Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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