found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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