he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
