I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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