just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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