So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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