Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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