But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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