well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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