Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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