I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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