ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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