i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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