how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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