Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
