SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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