they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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