Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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