there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
What a dumb baby whore.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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