Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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