you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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