I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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