my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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