We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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