Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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