And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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