dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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