Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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