I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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