their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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