she sounds like chewbacca in bed
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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