just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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