Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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