I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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