he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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