Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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