there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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