True but thats because hes a fetus.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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