the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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