I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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