Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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