Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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