thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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