Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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